So, I went to this little event called World Science Fiction
Convention, aka Lone Star Con, since it was in San Antonio, Texas this year.
Next year, it’ll be in London and they’ll call it LonCon. I got to not only go, I got invited to speak
on several panels! I shared panel space
with folks like David Brin, had breakfast with Harry Turtledove and Ed Lerner
(during which I tried and failed to remember Larry Niven’s name. D’oh!), tea
with Lois McMaster Bujold, sat at an autograph table next to Campbell Award
nominee Max Gladstone. This was my first
Worldcon. It was a heck of a way to start, I gotta say.
You’ll have to forgive that this is going to be a really
long, rambling, seemingly pointless post. My main goal is to remember as much
of the event as possible, and to get all this madness out of my brain so I can
sleep again. I developed such a tremendous case of emotional and brain overload
over the course of the 5 day con that I had a curious block about remembering
anyone’s name, even my own once or twice. I called old friends by the wrong
name, forgot famous authors that I’ve had engraved in my brain since childhood,
and couldn’t remember the name of the chimp who learned sign language. (Washoe,
btw.)
On the plus side, I brought a whole bunch of copies of “
TheProtectors” with me to the con, and none home. I gave a couple to
contributors who I had missed, and a couple to folks who expressed interest in
writing for the next anthology, and the rest sold. Woo hoo! I only sold a
couple copies of Damson Dragon, though. I blame
Denis Loubet for making such an awesome
cover for “The Protectors” that no one could resist them.
I saw Denis at the con, for about 2 seconds. Lots of folks I
knew there I saw just long enough for zoom-by huggings, and never saw again.
Some folks I know were there, and I never even laid eyes on them. The place was
massively spread out. According to a pedometer app, I walked well over 20 miles
in the 5 days of the con. I did manage to spend a little time with other
Protectors contributors:
Marshall Maresca,
Beth Loubet,
Alan J. Porter,
Paul Benjamin,
K.G. Jewell, and
Rick Klaw, who
got a quick hug, but I barely saw after that. His new anthology, “
RayGuns Over Texas” got a very warm reception, I hear, but I was always on the
wrong end of the con when the readings and such were happening.
The river walk between the hotel and the convention center
was lovely, although blocked for a mariachi band filming. There was actually 2
conventions happening this weekend in the same building. The other was the
People in Hispaniola festival, where my friend Jericho did some crowd yoga
presentations while we were geeking out over sci fi.
First thing I saw when I walked in the convention hall front
door on Thurs afternoon was
GeorgeR.R. Martin chit-chatting with some fans in the lobby. Seemed like a pretty
good launching point. I found a comfy spot and went through the program to
circle stuff I wanted to go to, most of which I didn’t make it to, ironically
enough.
My first panel was an amusing one. I made the mistake of
mentioning in my panel survey that I had more costumes than clothes in my
closet and ended up on three different costume panels, this one being the most
wildly inappropriate. “Organizing Your
Costume Space” Those who know me realize that this is like putting Pig Pen on a
panel about daily hygiene. I managed to convince
Pierreand Sandy Pettinger to join this panel, along with the other two.
Susan Di Guardiola and David Weingart
did admirably, with Susan as the shining example of what to do, and me as the
horrible warning of what NOT to do.
A chat in the bar with Marshall Maresca and his brilliant
son Nicholas was a highlight of the evening.
On Friday, I got a late start, and did a lot of wandering,
trying to find the right building, much less the right room, but eventually,
found my way to the kaffeeklatsch with
ChuckWendig. Brilliant writer, Campbell nominee, and very pleasant fellow. He
was kind enough to let me join, even though my misguided wandering had me
sliding in way late. His Terrible Minds blog is well worth following, and I’ve
been following it for years. There was a challenge to come up with profane new
words, but with entries of the likes of “Cuntsnickers” I felt a bit shy about
even putting a hat in the ring.
Over the course of 5 days, with me trying VERY HARD not to buy
books, I came home with:
“Existence” by David Brin
“Fleet of Worlds” by Larry Niven and Edward M. Lerner
“Goblinopolis” by Robert G. Ferrell ( Who has been a friend for more than a
decade and I didn’t even know he’d written a book, until I stumbled on his
booth in the back of the dealer’s room.)
“A Soldier’s Duty” by Jean Johnson
“GreatShadow” by James Maxey
“The Dirty Streets of Heaven” by Tad Williams
My Joe griped profusely, even with this small list of
purchases, as he had volunteered to carry them for me across much of the vast
distances of the con.
My late start Friday was largely due to a distinct lack of
sleep Thursday night, and knowing I’d be up until all hours for the next 2
days, I wussed out on the afternoon and grabbed a nap, emerging in time to make
it to my next panel: DC’s New 52: Brilliance or Disastrous? I was the token
woman on the panel. I love comics and superheroes, but being on a panel with
Jess Nevins,
Tom Galloway, and
Weldon Adams
put me at a bit of a disadvantage. I’m not sure it mattered. I know a lot about
marketing, and we mainly discussed what a marketing disaster the New 52 had
been. The only genuinely positive comment came from me, “I love Batwoman.” And
that was pretty much responded to with, “Yeah, but it was awesome before the
New 52.” I have to add that today, (less
than a week later) I have felt immense amounts of sadness and frustration with
DC, as they put a big splotch of mud on that one bright spot. This post could
have been written by me, it expresses my feelings so exactly:
http://virginiagentlenerd.tumblr.com/post/60363186701/batwoman-dc-me
To hear one of the panelists basically say that right now,
all the creators at DC would love to work somewhere else, really put things in
perspective. Who doesn’t dream about working at DC or Marvel when they’re a
kid? How bad does it have to be to chase people with those dreams, and
impressively high paychecks away?
And let’s not talk about what they’ve done to Wonder Woman, and not done. I want my damn Wonder Woman movie, and/or a decent TV series.
The next panel was the Writing Erotica panel, which was
remarkably civilized, sensible, and even useful, I think, to folks who want to
get published in that field. I’ve been on a lot of Erotica panels before, and
they tend to degenerate rapidly into silliness, so this was a refreshing
change. The other panelists were
MaryAnne Mohanraj,
Jean Johnson, and
one other lady whose name I have forgotten who took
Catharine Asaro’s place at the last
minute.
I made the rounds of the parties after that, starting at the
Space Squid party, so I could say hi and
distribute hugs to
Matthew Bey and
David Chang. I ran into
Elle Van Hensbergen
at some other point in the Worldcon madness, but I couldn’t tell you when. Might
have been at the Space Squid party.
NickyDraden was there, too, but pretty much I just said hi. I didn’t get a
chance to actually talk to her. I’ve met all of these folks, and half the
Protectors contributors, from my critique group, the Slug Tribe, which has
churned out amazing authors like
Jay Lake for over 20 years.
One interesting person I chatted with for a while was
Anthony Tollin, a DC legend. Fascinating source of genre history. Very much
enjoyed the chat, and swung by his booth at the dealer’s room a day or two
later, to peek at his Shadow and Doc Savage books and memorabilia. He was
wearing an outstandingly cool Capt America shirt which I complimented him on,
and he said I could get one at Dragon’s Lair. I will have to see if they still
have any in stock.
Saturday morning started with me sitting at an autograph
table. Beside me sat
Max Gladstone, very nice person. He didn’t have a copy of his book with him, or
I would have come home with one more book. I’ll have to find it on Amazon. I
sold a copy or two of my books, and actually gave out an autograph or two, but
mostly Max and I chatted. Also,
Connie Willis
swung by and spent some time talking to us both. She gave a wonderfully sweet
pep talk on being where we were, but with already famous authors sitting beside
her with long lines of people waiting for a signature. She even mentioned that
a few years back, she’d seen George R.R. Martin being the one with no one
waiting while David Brin had a line out the door. I have to say that is one
very big-hearted lady to take the time to do that for a couple of brand new
writers.
The folks from Larry Smith Bookseller swung by looking for
Patrice Sarath to sign a few of her
books, and I sent her their way when she came by to chat.
I grabbed some lunch and spent some time chit-chatting with
various folks and exploring the dealer’s room a bit. The Dr Who exhibit totally
blew me away, fully functional dalek, and K-9. The inventor played with kids as
they went by, using remote control, so they didn’t see him. I don’t remember
his name, but I chatted with the gentleman for quite a while about how he had
built the dalek from a motorized wheelchair base, and where the parts came from
and such. Very cool dude.
At some point, I hear, as he was wandering around the con,
George R.R. Martin took him on with one of my friend Iolo’s ray guns. That
would have been a priceless image. I wonder who won.
The star attraction of the exhibit, though, was the actual
console set from the 1996 Paul McGann 8
th Doctor movie. It was
gorgeous. I had a panel later with
PaulJ. Salamoff, and discovered that it belonged to him. He was gracious enough
to grab a few pics of me with the console and the 8
th Doctor’s
actual sonic screwdriver. He had a 10
th Doctor style screwdriver
programmed as a remote for the console, so it actually controlled the blinky
lights and such. It was the ultimate in Whovian geeky cool. My inner fangirl
was squee’ing all over the place.
The next panel I was on was made for photo ops.
Steven Gould,
Wesley Chu and
Paul Benjamin
all volunteered to try to reproduce some of the insane poses that they put
women in on the covers of comics and fantasy novels. We reproduced some of the
ones that
Jim C. Hines
put in his blog. I got volunteered to help pose folks, but I mostly hauled
chairs around and kept Wesley Chu from falling while attempting some of the
crazier poses. He had a lot of guts, and even attempted one flying, balanced on
the knuckle insane one after everybody left that I was afraid he might break
his neck trying. I mistook him for the dude who played the sexy stunt man in
The Guild, probably because he said he’d done some stunt work, but he said it
wasn’t him.
Mary Robinette Kowal
turned the tables a bit and imitated a nutty pose that some artist put a man in
on the cover of a spy novel.
There was an actual back doctor in attendance, just in case
we injured ourselves, I think.
More parties Saturday night. Whee. I’m not entirely sure how
conscious I was for most of them.
And then, Sunday morning, I had to elucidate the nature
of
BigData, Big Brother and such. I’ve already given a pretty good summary of the
kind of things we discussed on my previous post. It was a really good,
thoughtful panel. Ran into friends, Jim Gould (aka Dammit Jim) and Jeff
Johanigman from
http://www.scareforacure.org/.
Oh, for anyone reading this who saw the panel, I gave the website
http://www.kaggle.com/ as a good source of
big data related stuff and things. I was really trying to think of
http://www.kdnuggets.com/ but my lack of
memory for names messed with me just then. They’re both good, but KDNuggets really
is a gold mine.
I didn’t have much time to chat with folks after the panel. I
ran straight to “Body Shaping and Support” the one costume panel that I had
real stuff to contribute to. Me and the Pettingers talked corsets, hoops,
wings, extra limbs, missing limbs, stilts, arm extensions, heads from helmets,
and the lightweight structural joy that is chicken wire. We covered bent leg
stilts for werewolves and demons, panniers for French ladies, giant heads and
hats with lighted Christmas trees made on bicycle helmets, giant mutant snakes
and spiders, and harps that come to life. I saw a couple tweets later from the
handle @BorgFest related to our panel, so it seemed to go over well:
@BorgFest: @PaigeEwing & Pettingers answer best question
asked @LoneStarCon: how do you attach limbs you weren't born with?
@BorgFest: @PaigeEwing @LoneStarCon And the best follow-up
question: how to make one of your limbs disappear? #cyborg #costuming
If you love this sort of thing and live in the Austin, TX
area, please, show up at
Scare for aCure. They will scratch your freaky costume itch between cons. Oh, and
tickets for this year are on sale. Get them before they sell out. They always
do.
Sunday was a crazy busy day for me. I had four panels, and
then the Hugos.
My third panel was an important one, “Who’s Working on Gay
Issues and Themes in SF/F?” That was the one panel I would not have missed for
anything. We all agreed that Doctor Who is getting it right. Some folks from
the audience pointed out that some authors have been doing it right for a long
time, and gave Marion Zimmer Bradley’s Darkover novels and Mercedes Lackey’s
Vanyel stories (The Last Herald-Mage Trilogy) as excellent examples. Ursula Le
Guin didn’t get mentioned, but she should have. Lots of good historical
examples, and some great current examples were sitting on the panel with me. My
Iron Angel in the “The Protectors” books is a gender queer hero and Remedy is
her bi partner. Matthew Johnson’s “Fall From Earth.”
PaulJ Salamoff’s “Discord” has a hero made of 6 people, one a lesbian woman
very gently handled.
Lee Martindale is
famous for off-beat heroines that don’t fit any standard mold. Scot Bobo and
Julia Rios rounded things out. I believe
Julia, who does the
Outer AlliancePodcast intends to broadcast the panel some time soon. I’ll keep an eye out
and see if I can update this post with a link when it goes on line.
My fourth panel was “First Contact Without a Universal
Translator.” I was really looking forward to a good discussion, but it didn’t
go very well. The panel drifted off topic a fair amount. We did get in a little
talk about chimps and gorillas who have learned sign language, and IQ tests
that are species skewed. I didn’t get a chance to mention it, but had heard a
lady was doing some experiments with dolphins where she blindfolded herself,
and sort of forced the dolphins to talk to her. It was the only one I know of where
we were trying to get the higher order intelligence animals to communicate with
us and understand them, rather than simply forcing them to learn how to
understand what we tell them to do. One of the people in the audience contacted
me later on email, and said he really enjoyed what I had to say, so I guess it
wasn’t a complete waste. My one valid point, aside from the fact that it’s not
a black box problem, we have alien intelligences here on earth we should be
practicing on, was that if aliens manage to cross interstellar space, having
conquered the limits of Einsteinian physics, and the challenges of living in
space, and probably visited other worlds, I would hope that they are up to the
challenge of communicating with us.
Right after the con, I saw this, and realized how far we are
from ever truly communicating with any alien species, when
wecan’t even understand our own genius children. The state of cognitive
psychology is so primitive that we can’t tell the difference between a severely
damaged mind and an extraordinarily gifted one. If you watch the kid’s Ted
Talk, he demonstrates a form of mathematics that doesn’t use numbers. One of
the basic tenets the panel tried to establish was that math and numbers would
be a common element between us and alien species. I think the kid pretty much
blew that theory out of the water.
After that, I zipped to the hotel room and put on a dress and
makeup for the Hugos.
Paul Cornell
hosted and he was brilliant, I have to say. I have never seen an award show
that I enjoyed so much, and it was largely due to his marvelous humor. I won’t
go into
whowon what Hugo, you can find that elsewhere on line. My friend,
KatherineEliska Kimbriel, was the only familiar face I could find in the crowd and
we sat together to watch. She was particularly delighted to see Mur Lafferty
win the Campbell and Pat Cadigan get a Hugo. Stina Leicht is a friendly
acquaintance of some years, but I had sort of bonded a bit with Max Gladstone
at the signing table, and was rooting for him a bit. He’s got another year of
eligibility, though, so maybe he’ll get it next year. I was disappointed that
Stephen Moffat of Doctor Who didn’t win, although he got three nominations,
delighted that Avengers won, and also that John Scalzi won best novel. “Red
Shirts” was arguably the best book I read all year. I devoured it in a single
day, up until 3 AM to read all the codas.
After the Hugos, I intended to go to more parties, but
instead I randomly sat down with a bored looking gentleman in a cowboy hat. He
turned out to be a truck driver, one of Larry Smith Bookseller’s friends and
occasional employees, and a really fun guy to chat with. He’s a long time sci
fi geek from a tiny little country town. Another gentleman joined us after a
while, and I’m sorry to say, I don’t remember either one of their names. We
chatted until the wee hours about everything geeky under the sun. I had a grand
time until my Joe came to pick me up so I wouldn’t have to hike a quarter mile
in heels.
Monday came with three more panels for my melted brain and
exhausted, sore body to get through. I think they put me on so many panels to
fill in spots for famous folks who didn’t want to be on too many panels.
Mark Finn, I believe, had
something to do with getting an unknown writer like me on Worldcon panels to
begin with. He’s a great guy. He had a moment of panic somewhere in the midst
of the con, when he thought he’d lost his wallet, and I was about to offer to
keep him fed until con end, and give him a ride home. He’s good people.
Fortunately, it was a false alarm.
We were on the panel together on Comic Book movies along
with
Jayme Lynn Blaschke,
Lawrence Person, and
Weldon Adams.
I was once again, woefully out-geeked, but I could hold my own when it came to
movies. I was rather sad that I had forgotten my fave superhero movie of all
time “Mystery Men” until someone else, Jayme, I think, mentioned it as one of
his faves. I think Mystery Men was a big influence on me when creating the
Protectors universe. Weldon brought up “Popeye,” and we all kind of thought
that was a bit out of left field, but valid.
My penultimate panel was on Grimm fairy tales in films and
TV. I was moderating that puppy, and it was a really lively and interesting
discussion, with a scholar of the original tales from Sweden I think,
CarolinaGomez Langerloff, on my left, and
JeanJohnson and
Shanna Swendson on
my right. I adore Shanna Swendson’s
Enchanted Inc. books, btw. If you love your fairy tale magic mixed liberally with
gritty realism to make something supremely fun and funny, her books rock. The
panel was great! I had something happen afterward I’ve never had happen before,
someone thanked me for doing a good job of moderating. Usually, folks thank
you, or ask questions about the subject. First time I got gratitude for being a
referee.
Next, and thank all that is holy, final panel of the con was
Costuming and Social Media. We had a small audience and a small panel, so I
went around the room and asked folks what they wanted to get out of the panel,
and let that be the guide on what we talked about. It went reasonably well
considering the level of tired in the room.
I skipped the closing ceremonies. Just too darn worn out.
Then, I ran into Lee Martindale having a smoke outside as I
was leaving, and she was very sweet to me, and made the mistake of saying, “I’d
work with you anytime.” I took her up on it, got her contact info, and she
asked me to send her something for her next anthology, and I’ll ping her for a
story for the next Protectors anthology. Mark Finn is in for the next
Protectors universe anthology, as well. Most of my current cadre of folks are
up for a second story, and Paul J. Salamoff expressed interest, along with
three or four other comic or sf/f writers. I’ve already gotten a yes from
Matthew Sturges, and Will Conrad is in for some art. Paul Benjamin is talking
to an artist about doing his Protectors story, Paragon, as a graphic novel.
I sure would love to see D Dragon or Iron Angel and Remedy
get their own comic.
It looks like it’s time. If this mad journey has done one
thing for me, it’s lit a fire under my butt. The next thing I’m going to write
is a Damson Dragon chapter, and after that, a website, and a letter to several
folks asking for stories, and a query to a publisher, and ... It’s time to get
this train moving again.
I feel inspired. I needed this.